Saturday, December 30, 2006: my brother is weird.
i think my brother's insane.
first he believes you can just ling shi bao fuo jiao, aka, ask for more practice exam papers the day just before the paper itself, because he thinks that thats the way he can remember. not to say that i dont do that sometimes, but i think its plain silly because how can you finish so many exam papers in just less than 24 hours? i dont think so. i think i would probably fall asleep on a stack.
secondly, he wants to book the function room for his tuition class potluck a week before the sat he planned it to be on. he's weird. firstly, saturdays are dangerous, you have to book early before the whole condo decides to have a party on that same saturday in the function room. thats, 5 blocks x 5 lift lobbies x 8 levels on average x 4 units = alot of families staying in maplewoods. so, i dont know how he's going to manage that. lets see how he manages, at least he has a more sane neighbour who happens to be in his tuition classES (i feel sorry for benjamin, thats our neighbour's name) to help him with the planning.
thirdly, he is convinced that air can blow out through your tear ducts! and he claims its tried and tested. he says: "ay ay! you know what, air can come out through your tear ducts! if you blow right, close your mouth, close your nose, pop your ears, so that all the air doesnt come out through those holes, then the air will come out through your tear ducts! serious! try!" and according to him, someone squirted milk out through his eyes after drinking a cupful of it and its recorded in the Guiness Book of World Records. how absurd! but i reckon it must be true if its IN the World Records! i mean, you have to like, prove it to the world or something before it gets in there. but then again, the last time i checked, nasal passages arent conjoined to your tear ducts, right! at least i think it isnt! SERIOUSLY. come on.
i think perhaps my brother is deformed.
how awful.
a shout of praise.
2:47 PM
